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Archive for the ‘Funny Dog Stories’ Category

Top Ten Signs You Spoil Your Dog:

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

1. You think begging for table scraps is beneath him, so you let your dog eat at the table with you.

2. You take him to the supermarket and let him pick out his own dog food.

3. Your husband comes home from work, looks at the stew on the stove and asks: “Is this people food or dog food?” (more…)


Things We Can Learn From A Dog

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

1. Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.

2. Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

3. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. (more…)


Funniest Pet Joke Contest

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Who’s the funniest Urban Mutt Fan out there? We plan to find out! The challenge: Submit your funniest animal related joke. After the submission time has ended, we’ll choose the five funniest jokes, and then YOU THE FANS will choose the winner. The prize is an Urban Mutt Brand mini bag-toss game set, handcrafted by Chad and Cynthia. The game is made from all recycled wood and is 12″ long by 8″ wide (the perfect size for indoors, condos, apartment, decks, beaches, parties … you get the point).
Bag Toss Game
Only one joke per email address, so make sure to send your best one in. CLICK HERE to view all of the jokes that have been submitted, and if you’re feeling funny, submit your own joke by leaving a comment! (more…)


Law Day, Abe Lincoln, The Urban Mutt???

Saturday, May 2nd, 2009

Ah, yes….how are they connected you may be wondering. Well here is the answer. May 1st is Law Day in the United States. It was proclaimed as such in 1958 by President Eisenhower. Each year Law Day is marked by a special theme. The 2009 Law Day theme is “A Legacy of Liberty: Celebrating Lincoln’s Bicentennial.” Now for the big trivia question: What was the name of Lincoln’s family dog??? (more…)


The power of Dog

Sunday, April 26th, 2009

Dogs should headline in Vegas.  They are, after all, the perfect comedians.  They have this amazing ability to make us laugh, even when we’re in a bad mood…correction, especially when we’re in a bad mood.  There’s been numerous studies done which show that pets can have a very positive effect on their owners’ health, so everyone, even scientists, have acknowledged this magical gift that our pets have.