Funniest Pet Joke Contest

Posted by Chad on Monday, June 8th, 2009 at 11:19 am.

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2 Responses to “Funniest Pet Joke Contest”

1. Chad Says:
   June 8th, 2009 at 12:48 pm

   Jesus and the Burglar

   A burglar has just made it into the house he’s intending ransacking, and he’s looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, “I can see you, and so can Jesus!”

   Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

   “I can see you, and so can Jesus!”

   The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, “I can see you, and so can Jesus!”

   “So what,” says the burglar, “you’re only a parrot!”

   To which the parrot replies, “Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!”

2. Annonymous Says:
   June 17th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

   A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog.

   The children started discussing what the dog’s duties might be.

   “They use him to keep crowds back,” said one youngster.

   “No,” said another, “he’s just for good luck.”

   A third child concluded. “No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!”